May 2013
Fuck you too, TVD. Fuck you too.
Like what the fuck did I just watch.
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dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
kittylovesboo:
im—really—weird:
katorade27:
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
you are the future
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darrynek:
my best qualities? well, i’m fucking awesome and hilarious. i’m also really modest
orgygami:
If u have a crush on me pls tell me so I can fuck it up thanks
Fan: What do you think TVD has that other TV shows don't have?
Paul Wesley: Well, me.
a-sexy-cat:
vvebkinz:
sleepy is so much of a cuter word than tired everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy starting now
I’m so sleepy of your shit
mmtion:
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
internet-slang:
simplemind-happyheart:
r-o-s-e-p-e-t-a-l-s:
internet-slang:
treadmill more like DREADmill
more like DEADmill
more like WHATTHEFUCKISTHISSHITmill
No more like dreadmill actually
April 2013
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butthurtbandboys:
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
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twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
watchtheskytonight:
grantairees:
if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!
I DID THIS DURING OUR LANGUAGE ARTS DEBATE AND MY TEACHER SLOWLY GOT UP FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND WALKED BEHIND HER DESK AND THEN I GOT FREE CANDY FROM MY TEACHER
copperhead-road:
generalbumi:
netlfix:
i am so ashamed of how long it took me to realise london tipton was a mockery of paris hilton
Wow.
fwips:
sasstielspn:
fwips:
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
theuntalentedsinger:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
obsessivencompulsive:
In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out.
can someone please make a gold star for this guy...
ghost-anus:
culler-of-booty:
Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just
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meladoodle:
names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life
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“We read in bed because reading is halfway between life and dreaming, our own...”
– Anna Quindlen, How Reading Changed My Life (via suiicune)
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I’m supposed to be better than this.
I’m supposed to be happy and be surrounded by people that love me.
And I’m supposed to have a job that I love and that actually pays well.
And I’m supposed to be out of this fucking place and make a life for myself but I can’t because I want to die.
has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to? you could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to, you could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted, you could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise. you could change the entire outcome of our lives,...
